hey guys sorry it been so long since i posted on here or been to the park.

I hoping to be out there before midreign And to hang out again.I havent even touched a sword in months.Should be fun.But me and Impy are planning on coming back out on a regular basis if thats cool.

But anyways hows everyone been???

OK.....

I have made several crowns for the Mist of the dawn and all have not been close to acceptable.....

I finally have one that is but have ran into a roadblock that i am annoyed with seriously....

I need to make the leather thinner for a add on that was requestted by Aiden but have no idea how to do it without boiling the whole thing and making it hard as a rock and alot less flexable....

Does anyone have any ideas short of shaving the individual sections to make them thinner?

The Top 100 Things I would do if I were an Evil Warlord
I wish I had been clever enough to come up with this one, but sadly, I can't claim it as my own. So, kudos to the creative goober who came up with this and thanks to TS for sending it in.

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Ok....our weekend in review.

Friday.....
Started off ok.I left the house and got lost within 10 miles of my house.Yeah That was VERY fun.For those of you who dont know I moved up here recently.....Urrrrrgghhh!!!!!!Found out a little later that we we needed to go to St.Cloud.Wouldn't have been a big deal or anything but it was two hours we needed for our trip.Found out there were no Kennels in the area at all.SO no dog sitter.Eventually I came up with the idea of having a great college student from frostlands who is going to school in the area dog sit.Impy called her and she said that would be fine.YEAH!!!!Rented a 12 passenger van and sent Impy off on her merry way to pick up Sig,Amara and Anima.It took her a little while....I orderred food and it got here about twenty minutes before they did....crap.LOL.We ate,we practiced and we talked.Me and impy went to bed.


Saturday......

Woke up about 45 minutes late and ran around and were out the door by five AM.We made it to North haven about noon.GOOD time.The kids for the most part were good,They annoyed people for a little bit but thats to be expected.Alot of passengers slept.Me and Impy had a tiff.....She called it a fight I called it a tiff.....A fight is when I insult and They usually cause me Bodily Harm,Throw something or just make me wanna crawl under a rock and die.....What we had was no fight.

Made it to NH and it was a Blast.I got to see people I hadn't for a while and Fight some good fighter.We Ditched,We Battlegamed.....At one point it was me vs.Jalea,Sig and their Champion.THANK GOD FOR WALLS.....One of my long swords actually got 4th,Aiden's kilt and Rilla doublet were in the top three along with Jalea.

We were all having a good time and then Rilla got upset over something and we all did our best to make her laugh.....It took less than a minute woowho!!!!!We ate and went back to jalea's.

Sunday......

Loaded up and went to frostlands.Impy and I were stiff and it was all good.We got to frostlands in pretty good time.Ate at Arby's with Ursa and then off to the college.I wore Jalea's Metal scaled leather trench thingy and carried our stuff to their new room.....IT WAS HUGE!!!!!

We ditched,Played four team Capture the flag,I got dropped with a head shot....I could hear Impy Yell THATS MY BOOOOB!!!!Followed by a audible Thwap of a sword and Laughter.I played Warrior for the first tim and Had four points of armor for the first time!!!YEAH!!!I was bothered about something and we had a meeting about a BIG event they are having this summer That me and Impy Volunteered for.Joked around with Ferrick and other frostlanders and Loaded up and took off.On the way out we told Dart that we were Kidnapping HawksHe shrugged and and was like ok,Take her she isnt my girlfriend.Good thing we had already told Schpeck(I KNOW I MISSPELLED IT) and Ursa so they had a RP excuse to invade.lol

Left for home.5 minutes after we left we got rear ended and the person took off.Thank god we were in a tank!!!!!!There was some Bickerring and some words said and we got home at 1030 and ME AND IMPY got home about 1 am......It was Nice to finally sleep in our bed.

Atleast this weekend it is only going to be five people in the car and not.....8.....god.....THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Oh on a side note I found out I am no longer a Part of Operation BOOM BOOM and that I am hosting a feast in the next two months.

And I just found out that one of our parakeets is Orchid because she is ..."Buff"

Its good to be home.

Welcome back Babes!!!!

I knew you couldn't stay away long...your addicted,Blame Rilla.....wasn't she the one that introduced you to this?

To whom it may concern,

I am sorry.

Evidently dring the Last month I have offended several people and I did not intend to.If I offended you,Then you know I did and I won't Mention any names.If I didn't offend you then this post is not towards you.Sorry.

But,Like I said to the people I have Offended Lately,I am sorry.

Later people.

I didnt know you were in a commercial......



And I see alhonna has been training you again.....




Birthday Vidoes!!!!

I will get the fan......

http://www.all4humor.com/videos/funny-videos/happy-birthday.html

And I found that Pic of your birthday Cake.....Since I am such a "Young" Man.....



And one from Minneapolis.......



I love you baby...Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Hmmmm.....Let us see here......

2008 was a year for endings and good beginnings.

Lets see.I stopped doing onstruction and decided to Move to the Great state of minnesota to pursue a degree and Career in a field I have always loved and Now have a chance to do that. Cartoons to be nice a vague.I am actually studying Animation and Graphics in The arts institute of Minnesota.

The park I helped start and loved Died a few weeks after I moved to Minnesota.OHL,Ony Hydra legion was my old Stompping ground,True I found a new one in Mist of the Dawn.A good park with a LARGE group of good people.People who have alot to offer the world of AMtgard.From the ashed of OHL a new park is being formed by my Captain in illinois,Ember SOulFlayer.I still am not sure what the name of the "New" OHL is going to be but whatever the nameI am sure he will succeed.

I ended alot of friendships this year with my move to the great white north.A few were long time friends and were not the best of people to associate with.One or two upset me.But Most I am very happy about.I have met alot of Great people up here,True most in AMtgard but they are all good people.....

***********************************JOKE WARNING AHEAD****************************************

Sage or Oragano,Sig,Anima,AMara,Rilla(Queen o' Snarking),Liz or Hawks,Ursa,Traci,Vahn,Amanda,Erica,Zodi,Reyhawk,Topaz,
Jade,Ferret,And all the other Misties.....

And last but not least.......

Bum

bum

bum

buuuuuuuuuuuum

The Flail Weilding Role Play Savant Baine.ITS A JOKE CALM DOWN!!!!!

To name a few.


I started a relationship with a GREAT woman,Kim AKA Impy.I am truly blessed to meet someone like her and would do anything in my power to make her happy.

My CHilderen's mother is engaged and am happy for her.He is a good guy who treats my daughters well.I don't get to see them as much as I like due to the fact they live 5 hours away and well they are both very busy.I plan on remedying that this year.They are n my hearts and it doesn't sting too bad til whit ask when they are coming up to see me....I just grimace and say...."They will soon."

Then there are Acorn and Pandora....AKA Logan and Whit.

What can I say.Both of them are great kids and totally awesome in their own respects.Logan is somewhat of a moody guy but that works so am I.Whit....is whit....Just playing.She is also awesome.I also found out a child i raised as my own wasn't mine this year,which really hurt.I look at them as CHilderen who will someday make a difference and I love both as I do my own childeren.

My goals for this upcoming year are simple.

Be happy.
Earn me a few more awards and get to work on somethings in amtgard I wasn't able to in OHL.
Make sure my visitor in January behaves himself...*Face Palm*
Get my house's event off the ground without a hitch.
Work with frostlands and North Haven on their perspective prospects in the future.
Visit several Kingdoms and Parks .
Finish my BIG A&S Project in time for Operation Boom BOOOOOOOM.
Recruit some more members to my house....I came to minnesota with three....Now i have....around 15...Yeah.
Help soul get the new OHL off the ground and Help him with the OHL fighting company.
And thats about it.

But the reindeer faces are oh so funny.....

Thought maybe everyone may need a laugh this holiday....







ANd my Favorite!!!!!!!

Lets see here....Before I start with this little rant some people may not like what I have to say in this post.If I offend someone please it was not intended to do so....

Now.....Lets see here....

20 foam noodles.

Made 2 new maxium length long swords...

My Butterfly sword has a New Sibling...."Fae's Revenge" another Max length short with a new type of handle that should be awesome for shotgunning.

Impy got 2 longs done.

And a new short done....



And NO we did not get the flails done....YET.

I am hoping to have atleast one done tomorrow before practice....Maybe two.But That is hoping.If not they will be done before next weekend.

As well as Impy's shield.

Now I am sure this is going to be where people Bitch and moan that Flails are not good weapons.Go for it.Or that long swords are too slow and not good for anything but snipping.
Go for it.

Now I like short sword I have used the butterfly sword ALOT lately.I want to get better at using a short sword I can admit it is one of the weapons that I am not the best at in fact some would probably say I suck at it.But I am trying to get better at it.

I know how to use a Flail big woop.I love long swords and with light tech they are more lethal than a short.I HATE sword and board for the same reason that people hate Flails.I believe its a crutch.Where a Flail is "Good for a one shot kill" I believe a Board is nothing more than a way for people to Hide and hope to get a lucky shot in.

A flail is a Natural way to contradict a Board.Always has been.It was designed in part to take them out.And they are still used that way.Taking out a sword and board.

All weapon style have their Pros and cons.If you can't beat a weapon ...Get better or find the weapon or combination of weapons that makes you beat it.If you think a weapon doesn't belong in the battle field that is your own opinion and you are entitled to it.But don't complain when a newbie uses a "Flurbie" weapon and beats you.You are expierienced.Beat them with the weapon they use and make them have to either get better or learn a different weapon.

But to tell someone they are going to SUCK because they use a Flail or any other weapon is not right.No one I know dominates with all weapons you put in their hands.But if someone finds a weapon that works for them let them use it.They will eventually branch off and learn to use other weapons.

And for those who want to say a person SUCKS because of the weapons they use.....Maybe people who predominantly use only one weapon or combination should throw themselves into that catagory as well.

Now this is in no way a Defense of Starmount.I just want to Clarify that little fact.

Its a good day when you open the door to the doorbell ringing and.....





A BOX OF FUN NOODLE!!!!

Now all I have to do is make Baine those Flails he wanted.....

And a Spare sword or two for my visitor from OHL and i am all set....oh and Make impy's Breastplate....And get my A%&S Projects done....

Yeah I am so happy.........

OK I am a asshole at times I can admit to that.

But for some arrogant asshole coming to my park and Calling us rude for not letting Olympus know which way our vote went without everyone in our park being able to voice their freaking opinion is down right OBNOXIOUS.

I know Impy and Hawks were both talking to the Asshole when it was said and not sure who else but.......

No offense is intended towards anyone when I say this but ....

1.Impy is new to the Park and it wasn't her place it was Aiden's to say anything pertainning to the out come our our parks decision since he was the monarch and he wasn't there.

2.Hawks Is NOT a member of MotD.She is awesome and we all respect and like her alot.We are happy with the fact that she comes out and throws foam with us.But I am not sure if she is aware of the situation at all.

Offense is Now Intended....

1.Why would we tell someone who IS not a Monarch what is going on with our park?

2.WHY would people not officers make a Declairation as to the outcome of our park?

3.Who the hell is Raph to call any Misty Rude?!?Come on your talking about a guy who was hurting people and when asked to tone it down he said why?I have fought this way for 12 years?Oh and my Favorite....Practicing with a LIttle kid on Pavement during our coronation.Lets see a Grown man getting a Hard on by beatting on some Kid......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Isn't amtgard supposed to be fun?Taking a Knee on Concrete....Never winning against someone who has played for 12 years(Let the kid win one or two....They may suprise you and enjoy themselves)....GROW THE FUCK UP.

4.Raph had plenty of Oppurtunities to ask Rilla how the Vote was coming along.Why didn't he?Oh yeah.....She knows what he is like.I forgot.

Anyways I am done venting and going to go make dinner.Have a Good night.And for those who didnt make it.It was a Good day at the park even with the Asshole there.

SO your going to be at Practice this weekend????*WEG*

*Starts making a New sword with "Rilla" Written all over it......

What the hell is wrong with me?

Its 452 on sunday morning.

I went to bed at about 130 (Three hours ago).The rest of the house is OUT.Sage in the Basement in Logan's room.Amara in WHits and IMpy is ours Sleeping loudly....Be cause well she will never admit that she snores(Watch her admit to it now).

The rest of the world is asleep and I am the Only Masochist who is Awake by his choice.

I have a five hour trip ahead of me this morning.All the officers and a few other people are going to be running to Frostlands today for a toys for tots tourney.I finally get to meet Reanna.And I am going to enoy this trip.

Anyways time for my Sadistic side to shine through.Mwahaahahahaha.

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks
about women over 40.
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , she doesn't sit around whining about
it. She does something she wants to do, and it' s usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk
if you are acting like one.

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies,
I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Ok since some people I wont mention any names think they are a sith here ya go....

Jedi or Sith, which are you? Sith You are the darkess in which all life dies. You are very emotional, yet quiet. You are a master swordsman, quite skilled in all forms of weapons. There is great strength in what you are... Click Here to Take This Quiz

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And to make sure you are what the quiz says you are....Which one are you most like.....

What Star Wars Jedi or Sith character is most like your personality? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Darth Vader You are most like Darth Vader. You sacrificed everything in your life to save the lives of your wife and your unborn children; The Republic, The Jedi Order and your own peace. You fear lack of control above all else. You train your own variant of the lightsaber form Shien/Djem So in which taking advantage of your opponents strengths is trained. Chanelling defense into offense is key. You lived up to your title of The Chosen One when you sacrificed yourself to eradicate the empire and to restore the Republic. You finally achieved preservation of self after death. Darth Vader 93% Darth Maul 86% Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus 86% Qui-Gon Jinn 86% Anakin Skywalker 82% Mace Windu 75% Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn) 75% Darth Revan 71% Exar Kun 71% Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn) 64% Darth Sidious 61% Bastila Shan 57% Luke Skywalker 39% Yoda 32%